
Heroes, oh Heroes... What are we supposed to do with you? You debuted with such promise: regular people imbued with superpowers; a complex, morally relevant narrative; a shadowy all-powerful villain whose very name became a synonym for terror; a memorable tag line that allowed us to embrace both cheerleaders and saving the world. And those ratings ... oh, those glorious ratings...
Now... a writer's strike, a meandering, less character driven Season Two, and a course correction come too late later and it would seem that this (most likely final) season of Heroes is jumping sharks like Fonzie on a case of a Red Bull. First it was the rumors of Claire's entirely gratuitous bi-sexual dalliance, complete with teaser images of Little Miss Indestructible leaning in for that first sweet taste of Sapphic spit. Now, hinted at by EW's Michaell Ausiello (@EWAusielloFiles) and rumored by Scifiwire.com, comes word that a major male character from the original cast soon will be as flatlined as Heroes' 18-49 demo. Can Cousin Oliver really be very far behind?
But I'm an optimist. I enjoyed the "Redemption" arc, and Robert "T-Bag" Knepper's Dark Carnival has me intrigued, so I still want to play along and run down the suspects in what will most likely be Heroes' last desperate grab for viewers before NBC renews Heroes, waits until they've filmed half their season, then cancels them two weeks before their next season premiere. (Man, I am bitter about Southland...)
The Rundown...
Peter Petrelli - Love him or hate him, the show has pretty much been built around him since Day One. He is the moral compass for every other character's actions and he's a major player in the Dark Carnival. Not to mention, he still has to rescue that Irish chick he abandoned in that dystopic future eight and a half seasons ago. (We haven't forgotten, Kring!) It's not an impossibility, but I'm not betting the farm on this one. Definite long shot: 500-1.
Sylar - Peter's anti-thesis in every way, Sylar's run the gamut from murderous sociopath to tortured anti-hero and right back to hardcore villain. I can see why people would bet on him: Quinto's star is rising in Hollywood and Knepper's Samuel, who is equal parts T-Bag and Magneto, seems a suitable replacement for lead villain. Sylar, however, is still a huge draw, and, dramatically speaking, his story is really just starting. His death would be a stunt that would have little impact on the story and would likely just alienate more viewers. Long Shot: 100-1.
Mohinder Suresh - "Brilliant scientist with a penchant for being easily manipulated by evil" turned "Generically powered buggy thing with bad skin" turned "Maybe not so brilliant scientist with a penchant for being easily manipulated by thuggish enemies" has been mysteriously absent this season. Would they bring him back just to kill him off? It seems like a waste of a long time character, but it's plausible. Or could it be that the mystery character's death will be used to bring Suresh out of hiding? A Long Shot with Legs: 50-1.
Hiro Nakamura - It seems like the easy choice, doesn't it? Hiro already believes his powers are killing him and he's using what time he has left to right as many wrongs as possible. If Peter's the moral compass, then Hiro is the heart and soul of the show. His death would have strong dramatic impact. What man could hold back tears in the final moments of our doughy Hiro? None, say I. And yet, he's still the most entertaining part of the show. And he's just too obvious a choice. And...And..
Ando? - What if noble and loyal Ando discovers a new use for his powers - one that will allow Hiro to live, but only at the cost of his own life? The writers seem to be serving us up Hiro, so a last minute ditch to Ando makes sense. Plus Ando finally found love - and that just never ends well.
The Daily Double: Hiro: 25-1 / Ando: 15-1
Matt Parkman - Parkman's been a major player in just about every story line and now either Sylar or his own psyche is turning him into a basket case, causing him to use his powers in dangerous and self-serving ways. You don't need an Etch-a-Sketch to trace this storyline to a tragic end (Parkman too has re-found love and, as stated above, that just doesn't end well...). Of course, by taking Parkman down this road, they've also created great new dramatic opportunities for him, including the possibility of turning him into a complete villain like his father. A Mind Reader's Special: 10-1
And Now the Big Two...
Nathan Petrelli and Noah "HRG" Bennet
IF Ausiello's blind item does refer to Heroes (and the Magic 8-Ball seems to indicate "Heck Yeah"), then both Jack Coleman and Adrian Pasdar fit the bill of a "popular and well respected leading man." Technically, Nathan Petrelli is already dead, and technically, Adrian Pasdar is playing Sylar, who only thinks he's Nathan. We all know the ruse has to end at some point, so "Nathan's"death really won't be much a shock to anyone but Peter and Claire, and certainly not to the audience. While it will be sad to see Adrian Pasdar go, did anyone really think he could have much of a shelf life after last season's finale? If this is the "big death" rumor being leaked and teased, then I have to cry shenanigans, even though it seems logical. HRG, on the other hand, is a man without a purpose. Claire has been the focus of his life and Bi-Claire Bear doesn't really need him so much anymore. His death (at the hands of Sylar? Crazy Fast Guy with Knives?) in Claire's arms would give a great emotional lift to the show and the loss of Claire's mentor and father would truly put her out on her own, giving her story more dramatic weight. So, in what is sure to be a controversial finish ...
Nathan Petrelli (2-1) is disqualified for already being dead, making HRG (5-1) the official winner of the Virgil's All-Night Diner Heroes Dead Pool.
Thoughts? Comments? Am I underplaying the long shots? And why didn't I include Micah "Rebel" Sanders in this list?
Recent Comments